
I knew enough about kids before having them to know to expect questions... but I never anticipated the velocity at which those questions would come. Mia's questions come like little machine gun fire and usually start with "why" or only consist of "why?". Easy enough- although by the end of the day my answers are usually "I don't know." because I just can't explain any more! Ali's questions are scary. They have been about those things that are hard to explain and very specific. Here are a few from the last couple days. And here are my answers.
Laugh if you must.
Ali: Is the Toothfairy real? What does she do with all those teeth?
Mom: (avoids answering first question and dives into second part..) She recycles them. She only collects "baby teeth" right? So when a big kid loses a "baby tooth" she cleans it up and sends it to a baby. That's why you have to brush your teeth everyday - she only takes the sparkly white ones.
Ali: What if you leave her a brown tooth with cavities?
Mom: She writes you a ticket.
Ali: (makes a shocked face) Can she do that??
Ali: How does Santa Claus get presents to ALL the kids if he only has one sack?
Mom: Magic
Ali: Did Santa really get my swing set in his sack?
Mom: Well, he must have because it's in your backyard, isn't it?
Ali: Yes, but how?
Mom: Magic
Ali: So, was our baby an angel in Heaven before she was a baby in your tummy?
Mom: Yes. Just like you and Mia.
Ali: Hmm, I don't remember her.
Ali: Is Heaven far away?
Mom: I don't think so. I think it's pretty close, you just can't see it with your eyes, you see it with your soul.
Ali: What if I get there before you and there's nobody to take care of me?
Mom: Going to Heaven is like going home after a very long time. And probably I will already be there and you won't need to be taken care of because you'll be with Jesus.
Ali: What if I get hungry?
Mom: You'll never be hungry or cold or tired - you'll just be perfect.
Ali: Sounds boring.
And my favorite...
Ali: So how did our baby's spirit get from Heaven into your tummy?
Mom: Um, magic.

9:30 pm. Curled up on Mom and Dad's bed in their new sleeping bags and blankets watching Mickey Mouse and eating popcorn. So far, so good.
An hour later... Mia is down for the count...
Ali is barely hanging in there, determined to stay awake!