Monday, December 21, 2009

GIRL MOM

*No sooner had I published this post, did I receive a rebuttle from the Boy Mom herself. So here she is with her first appearance as a guest blogger, Auntie Lem.

BOY MOM

I am a boy mom

I believe that hair should be disheveled

toenails should be dirty

Jeans should have tears and grass stains

I believe in Spray-n-wash and color safe bleach

I believe that Thomas the Train shoes go with EVERYTHING

Dress clothes are reserved for only the most sacred of occasions.

I believe in Hotwheels in my bath tub

Dinosaurs and Spiderman

Piddle on my toilet seat

I believe in walking at 16 months and first words after that...

I believe in Mamma's boys.

I believe my daughter better get used to it. I AM a boy mom.

The following is the original post:

I am a Girl Mom.

That's right.

A Girl Mom.

I believe that ears should be pierced.

Toenails should be red.

Jeans should have ruffles around the cuffs.

Icing should be pink.

I believe in hair bows.  The bigger, the better.

I believe in french braids.

Bows that match the soccer uniform.

Pink diaper bags.

Bubble bath.

Lavandar-scented everything.

Baby dolls and Barbies.

I believe in full sentences at 18 months and emotional outbursts at 6 years.

I believe in American Girl Magazine and Sweet and Sassy Salon.

I believe I need a niece to pass down 3 Princesses' worth of gear and accessories and so I say,
Thank you, little sister.  I can't wait to spoil my NIECE!

4 comments:

Jen said...

It's a girl!!!! Oh that is wonderful. I don't know your sister but tell her congrats!!

Anonymous said...

yay, congrats to your sister!! how fun!

Shanita said...

BOY MOMS ROCK! Okay, Okay...Girl moms are okay too!

Jen said...

Your sister!....way too funny!